may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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