You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
True college students do jello shots in the library
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