David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
farters have to be the big spoon...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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