Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Randomize
