I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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