I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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