shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Randomize
