Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I am full of burrito and curiosity
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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