his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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