All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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