I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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