I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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