I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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