he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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