you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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