The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize