so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
