we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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