it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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