just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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