So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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