so that wasnt chicken after all
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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