it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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