You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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