Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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