I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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