I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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