Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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