I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i think im in europe. pls send help
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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