nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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