What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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