Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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