the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize