normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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