wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Do I have a choice?
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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