i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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