Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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