cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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