is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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