to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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