i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
you had me at cake vodka
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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