Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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