you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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