Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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