So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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