I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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