she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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