it was like eating out sand paper
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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