i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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