That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
