she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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