Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
