And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He has the fingertips of a God
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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