just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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