it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I love having hate sex.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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