Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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