One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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