My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Please, let me fuck your mom
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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