I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
