Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
